J.J. Watt’s Players' Tribune article is basically erotic fan fiction he wrote about himself
One was wearing a 99 jersey with my name on the back, and another was wearing shoes with my logo on them... That was some fucking fan fiction erotic art shit for J.J. Watt. He hired a J.J. Watt mega fan to write that passage.
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View episodeThe 2016 Detroit Lions are a 'Haley's Comet' team that will likely get their asses kicked on Thanksgiving
Detroit, they're actually leading their division, and they're playing on Thanksgiving. I'm so used to watching shitty Lions teams. This is like Haley's Comet. It happens once every 75 years where you have a good Detroit team playing. You know what that means, though. They're going to get their asses kicked off.
NFL games in Mexico are much more electric than games in England
Mexico. I actually, that was an electric game. It was the exact opposite of football in England. England is so fucking boring. Everyone looks like it's a chore to be there... Mexico. They had the shot of the barbed wire. It felt like the Thunderdome.
I'm taking the Lions to beat the Vikings on Thanksgiving
I'm going to take the Lions because I took the Vikings on the Pick'em podcast. That's how you keep yourself even there.
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In the NFC I have ... the Rams. And then my wild card teams are the Seahawks, the Lions and Cowboys, the New York Giants.
The Bills will beat the Eagles in the Super Bowl
It is going to be the Buffalo Bills defeating the Philadelphia Eagles. ... Buffalo Bills over the Philadelphia Eagles.
Deshaun Watson will get even worse
I think Deshaun Watson's gonna get worse. I think he's gonna get even worse. I think it's gonna be comically bad.