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Blake Bortles & Stingray Steve 11/23/16
Thanksgiving time is here, time to loosen up the belt, crack a beer, and watch some football. NFL Picks for Turkey Day. Hot Seat/Cool Throne. Special Edition Mt Rushmore for favorite Thanksgiving activities. Bonus Mt. Flushmore for least favorite Thanksgiving day activities. Blake Bortles joins the show for the monthly Blake Bortles Wikipedia Club with topics "Tryptophan" and "Question Dodging". Stingray Steve joins to give his College Football call of the week. Segments include People Forget That, Locker Room Talk with Lenny Dykstra, Sabermetrics, Talking Soccer, and Thoughts and Prayers. The triumphant return of "Uhhhh Hey JJ" and a special bonus leaked scene from the new Matthew Dellavedova Movie.
Picks
PFT CommenterI'm taking the Steelers to beat the Colts on Thanksgiving
I got the Vikings, I got the R-words, and I have the Steelers.
Hot Seat Cool Throne
Big CatThe next Texas head coach is already on the hot seat
My hot seat, the next Texas coach. Just throw him on the hot seat right away. Because guess what? Texas winning culture. Haven't won in a while.
Mount Rushmore
PFT CommenterThe Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade is the most overrated thing in the world
Macy's Thanksgiving Parade is the most overrated thing in the entire world. Even more overrated than the show Friends. It is the worst. I hate it.
Blake Bortles Wikipedia Club
Blake BortlesThanksgiving should be a full holiday, not just a meal as Will Muschamp suggests
Will Muschamp came out and said for South Carolina, Thanksgiving's a meal, not a day. We're going to practice in the morning... I also totally disagree with that. Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday, and it is fully worth having a full day for.
Stingray Steve
Stingray SteveThe loss to Kansas is the definitive end for Charlie Strong at Texas
I want to do basically what I think is the dagger in Charlie Strong's contract and job there in Texas... Kansas, the dagger in Charlie Strong's heart. Can you believe it? A new coach is now going to be at Texas and at LSU.
Sabermetrics
PFT CommenterIf the NCAA vacates Notre Dame's wins, they should also vacate Brian Kelly's scandals
Notre Dame managed to lose an NCAA record 21 games in a single day today. They had 21 wins vacated... If they vacated all these wins, then [Brian Kelly] never killed that kid... If you're going to take away the good stuff, you've got to take away the bad stuff.
Hey Jj
Big CatJ.J. Watt’s Players' Tribune article is basically erotic fan fiction he wrote about himself
One was wearing a 99 jersey with my name on the back, and another was wearing shoes with my logo on them... That was some fucking fan fiction erotic art shit for J.J. Watt. He hired a J.J. Watt mega fan to write that passage.
Big CatJ.J. Watt released the first-ever non-retirement announcement for a retirement nobody expected
J.J. Watt just had the first ever non-retirement announcement. No one was wondering if he was retiring. But he's like, hey, guys, if any of you are wondering, yeah, I'm not retiring.
Other
Big CatNFL games in Mexico are much more electric than games in England
Mexico. I actually, that was an electric game. It was the exact opposite of football in England. England is so fucking boring. Everyone looks like it's a chore to be there... Mexico. They had the shot of the barbed wire. It felt like the Thunderdome.