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Nov 28, 2016·Stay Woke
#8222
Big CatBig Cat

The 2016 Big Ten Championship game is rigged for Wisconsin to win

The Big Ten titles game is going to be rigged in favor of Wisconsin this time. Because last time, the 59-0 Ohio State. That was rigged. Wisconsin. Gary Anderson was fired recently. Left right away. It all makes sense.

Penn State defeated Wisconsin 38-31 to win the Big Ten Championship.

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Nov 28, 2016·Fastest Two Minutes
#20807
Big CatBig Cat

Matt Barkley is a terrible quarterback

Let's face it folks, Matt Charles Barkley, the round mound of intentional ground, is terrible. Just terrible. Terrible, terrible. Terrible, terrible, terrible.

Barkley was 1-5 as a starter for the Bears in 2016 and threw twice as many interceptions as touchdowns, eventually becoming a career backup.
Void
Nov 28, 2016
#8212
Big CatBig Cat

The Dallas Cowboys are the best team that sucks in the NFL

Dallas is still maybe the best team in the NFL, which is insane. They're the best team that sucks. In the NFL. They're the suckiest best teams, too.

The 2016 Cowboys finished 13-3 and were the #1 seed in the NFC, though they did lose their first playoff game to Green Bay.
Push
Nov 28, 2016
#8213
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Super Bowl will feature some combination of the Patriots, Cowboys, or Seahawks

And it sucks to say this, but it's going to be the Patriots and the Cowboys or the Seahawks. Slash Seahawks, yeah. So some combination of that, that's where we're going to be in Houston.

The Patriots did make and win Super Bowl LI, but the Cowboys and Seahawks were eliminated in the Divisional round by the Packers and Falcons.

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Void
Sep 4, 2026
#31319
Big CatBig Cat

Clippers fans are the biggest losers of the NBA's investigation and punishment

I think the biggest loser is Clippers fans. They get screwed in this. Their owner and general manager do illegal things... And what is the punishment? Your team is now going to be in hell and suck for an extended period of time. That sucks for Clippers fans.

The Clippers 'Tree Scandal' and 'Death Penalty' punishment described in the transcript is a fictional satirical bit based on the 'today' date of 2026.
Void
Sep 4, 2026
#31320
Big CatBig Cat

Kawhi Leonard is the worst player acquisition of all time in sports history

Kawhi Leonard is now the worst trader or, or the worst acquisition of all time in sports. Ten first round picks... All for Kawhi Leonard to win zero rings. 47 games played average 47 games played in his seven seasons with the, with the LA Clippers. That is the worst player acquisition of all time.

This is a subjective evaluation of a fictionalized future scenario (the 2026 Clippers investigation).
Loss
Sep 4, 2026
#31321
Big CatBig Cat

The NBA should put the Clippers' forfeited picks up for the winner of the NBA Cup

Henry the Blasian said that if the NBA was smart, they would put these five picks up for the winner of the NBA cup, which would be fantastic. And you'd also add in the element of the clippers potentially being able to win back their own pick. Why not NBA do it?

The NBA did not implement this specific rule regarding forfeited picks for the 2026/27 season.