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Big CatThe Chicago Bears are a soul-sucking dumpster fire with no end in sight
The Bears suck... they play a soul-sucking version of football. It's exhausting... just a fucking dumpster fire of an organization. This is the opposite of the Washington football team. I feel worse because it feels like there's no end in sight.
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PFT CommenterBig Ben Roethlisberger will spend the entire offseason watching pornography
Sad Big Ben. He's going to watch so much porn this offseason.
PFT CommenterBeating the Steelers was effectively the Super Bowl for the Cleveland Browns
These Browns just won the Super Bowl because I don't think anybody expects the Browns to go out next week and beat the Chiefs... this was the Super Bowl for the Browns, and they did it.
PFT CommenterThe 2020 Pittsburgh Steelers were the worst 11-0 team in NFL history.
This does validate our take that the Steelers were the worst 11-0 team of all time. That was bad.
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View profileBig CatThe goal allowed by the US goalie was the most embarrassing possible
What about the goalie? Yeah, I mean he... that was the most embarrassing goal that I've ever seen. Possible.
Big CatThe USMNT is the 'James Franklin Penn State' of soccer
People were making very mean jokes online that we were James Franklin, Penn State. And it is actually perfectly appropriate because if you look at who we played, we beat the teams we're supposed to beat... and then we absolutely got ass fucked by the team that was better than us in Belgium. We are not who we thought we were.
Big CatWe just suck at soccer as a country and that's okay
My take is we suck at soccer and that's okay. Like, I don't care that we suck at soccer anymore. I'm going to root for the US team. I'm gonna get excited when we're in a World Cup. I'm gonna get hyped up and it's gonna be fun to watch. And then I'm gonna be reminded that we suck at soccer and that it's just gonna be like, okay, yeah, that's okay.