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The college basketball chaos on Saturday was triggered by Fran McCaffrey's stare down with the referee

I think Saturday we got the chaos all because of Fran McCaffrey's stare down. It was from that point on the day, just went off the fucking rails. There's nothing like a good old fashioned coach just staring at a referee so close and neither one of them was gonna walk away.

While nine ranked teams did lose that day, attributing it to a stare down is inherently subjective and comedic.

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MLB pitch velocity will decrease by 0.02 mph this year due to the new shot clock rules

This guy Corky knows his shit. He is projecting right now an average decrease in pitch velocity this year of 0.02 miles per hour. Whoa. Because the new shot clock rules. So yeah, keep that in the back pocket. We're gonna see slower fastballs this year.

MLB average fastball velocity actually slightly increased in 2023 to 94.1 mph from 93.9 mph, contradicting the prediction.
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Keith Hernandez has toxoplasmosis from his cat, which is why he's messing up player names

Keith Hernandez has toxoplasmosis from living with his cat. Oh. That's why he's messing up names. But I mean, is it really a mess up? Because Chaz Chisholm [Jazz Chisholm] is just a Hall of fame name.

This is a satirical medical claim about a sports broadcaster.
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I would rather be a grumpy, triggered sports fan after a loss than be numb to it

I absolutely let my team's success dictate my mood. I was very upset, grumpy, mad... people should be applauding the fact that I'm a grumpy triggered bitch after my teams lose. Because I could easily just remove myself... but I don't. You'd rather care way too much than be completely numb to it.

This is a philosophical stance on sports fandom.

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LeBron James' 2020 NBA championship in the bubble does not count

I actually don't care to like debate the merits of the bubble championship. I just like to just say with puffed out chest. Yeah. LeBron won zero titles as a Laker. And then everyone's like, what about the COVID? Like, sorry, I don't, I don't acknowledge that as a real title.

Inherently subjective and a matter of historical trolling.
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LeBron James should be inducted into the Hall of Fame as a Cleveland Cavalier

[LeBron James] is going in [to the Hall of Fame] as a Cleveland Cavalier in this podcast's eyes.

This is a subjective matter of opinion regarding how a player is primarily identified at the end of their career.
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The Bucks will sign Giannis Antetokounmpo to an extension and then trade him for a haul of picks

I think they're gonna extend him and then trade him. ... do what you can right now to get draft picks.

The Bucks' decision on Giannis's future will be resolved following his extension eligibility and the upcoming trade window.