MLB pitch velocity will decrease by 0.02 mph this year due to the new shot clock rules

This guy Corky knows his shit. He is projecting right now an average decrease in pitch velocity this year of 0.02 miles per hour. Whoa. Because the new shot clock rules. So yeah, keep that in the back pocket. We're gonna see slower fastballs this year.

Keith Hernandez has toxoplasmosis from his cat, which is why he's messing up player names

Keith Hernandez has toxoplasmosis from living with his cat. Oh. That's why he's messing up names. But I mean, is it really a mess up? Because Chaz Chisholm [Jazz Chisholm] is just a Hall of fame name.

I would rather be a grumpy, triggered sports fan after a loss than be numb to it

I absolutely let my team's success dictate my mood. I was very upset, grumpy, mad... people should be applauding the fact that I'm a grumpy triggered bitch after my teams lose. Because I could easily just remove myself... but I don't. You'd rather care way too much than be completely numb to it.

LeBron James' 2020 NBA championship in the bubble does not count

I actually don't care to like debate the merits of the bubble championship. I just like to just say with puffed out chest. Yeah. LeBron won zero titles as a Laker. And then everyone's like, what about the COVID? Like, sorry, I don't, I don't acknowledge that as a real title.

LeBron James should be inducted into the Hall of Fame as a Cleveland Cavalier

[LeBron James] is going in [to the Hall of Fame] as a Cleveland Cavalier in this podcast's eyes.

The Bucks will sign Giannis Antetokounmpo to an extension and then trade him for a haul of picks

I think they're gonna extend him and then trade him. ... do what you can right now to get draft picks.