The July 4th holiday is ruined by Joey Chestnut's absence from the Nathan's hot dog contest
America's on the Hot Seat because it just dawned on me again that Joey Chestnut's not competing. That fucking sucks. One of the things that makes it the best holidays is just not gonna be there. And I think we all just need to be like ready for it because it's gonna suck beyond belief.
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