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Victor Wembanyama is on pace to be the greatest loser in professional sports history.

He's a great, he might, I'll say this, we might be the greatest loser we've ever seen. He absolutely could be the greatest loser we have ever seen in professional sports.

Wembanyama is widely considered a generational talent and winner; this was a purely satirical bit based on him getting 2nd place in several recent events.

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Jul 24, 2026
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ZacZac

LeBron James will announce his free agency decision today

Today could be the day. We got a lot of hours left in this day. But I hear that around the league. They're saying like, pretty strong. Today's the day LeBron James makes a decision.

The decision was not actually announced on the day of the Takies; he waited longer.
Win
Jul 24, 2026
#31002
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I expect LeBron James to wait until at least the weekend to make his decision

I still think he's gonna wait until at least the weekend. There was that thing on YouTube where the Miami Heat said they had a placeholder for a news conference... announcing LeBron James for next Monday.

LeBron did indeed wait through the weekend.
Void
Jul 24, 2026
#31003
HankHank

Anthony Kim is the comeback story of the year in all of sports

Anthony Kim... probably comeback story of the Year overall in all of sports. Coming back, quit golf, went to rehab, conquered his demons. Came back, won on the LIV tour.

Subjective ranking of 'comeback story' status, but based on real-world events in the 2026 timeline.

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Big CatBig Cat

Dusty May is the greatest 'Michigan Man' because he left for the NBA before the consequences arrived

Is there anything more Michigan man than leaving before the consequences arrive? No, that is the most Michigan man.

The take is satirical and critiques a culture rather than predicting a fact.
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Big CatBig Cat

LeBron James will suffer an injury and get caught golfing, leading people to question his love for basketball.

LeBron James... is gonna have an injury and then he is gonna be caught golfing with that injury and everyone's gonna be like, does he actually love the game anymore? ... So we'll take out the force to retire.

Pending the 2026-27 NBA season.
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Big CatBig Cat

Philadelphia is LeBron James' best chance to win a championship this year.

Philly's the best chance to win a title this year [for LeBron James].

Whether LeBron can win a title in Philly is a subjective projection for the 2026-27 season.