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Winning the Nickelodeon Valuable Player (NVP) award is a more prestigious accomplishment than winning a Super Bowl or the NFL MVP.

I know that this is recency bias, but tired Super Bowl Lombardi trophies, wired [Nickelodeon] MVP. ... Russell Wilson's never won it. You know who else hasn't? Patrick Mahomes... Deshaun Watson.

The take is satirical; the NVP is not a recognized professional accolade superior to the MVP or a Super Bowl.

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Jan 11, 2021
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Big Ben Roethlisberger will spend the entire offseason watching pornography

Sad Big Ben. He's going to watch so much porn this offseason.

This is a non-verifiable comedic claim.
Win
Jan 11, 2021
#5239
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Beating the Steelers was effectively the Super Bowl for the Cleveland Browns

These Browns just won the Super Bowl because I don't think anybody expects the Browns to go out next week and beat the Chiefs... this was the Super Bowl for the Browns, and they did it.

The Browns did lose to the Chiefs the following week, making this their final peak for the season.
Void
Jan 11, 2021
#22074
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The 2020 Pittsburgh Steelers were the worst 11-0 team in NFL history.

This does validate our take that the Steelers were the worst 11-0 team of all time. That was bad.

The 2020 Steelers are frequently cited by sports historians and data analysts as one of the least impressive 11-0 starts due to their late-season collapse and early playoff exit.

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The Lions will win the NFC North

I think they're gonna be really good. Are the Lions on Crosby watch? ... I think them and maybe the Cowboys might be on Crosby watch. ... I think they probably will win the NFC North.

The 2026 NFC North winner will determine whether this prediction was correct.
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The Bears could have a top-five offense even if they miss the playoffs

There's a world where the Bears don't make the playoffs, but they're a top-five offense. And our defense is so bad that I can almost—I would be very upset, but I could deal with it.

This resolves when the 2026 regular season ends and Chicago's offensive ranking and playoff status are known.
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The Jaguars could win the AFC South

I think the Jaguars are not getting any respect or talked about a lot. I think they're gonna be really good this year. They could win the South. I think Trevor Lawrence is gonna keep going forward.

The Jaguars' season and Trevor Lawrence's 2026 performance will determine the prediction.