You shouldn’t call the cops if an intruder tickles you for five minutes then leaves
We said, no, I don't think you can call the police. I can't have that. I can't have that police report follow me around. I've got a reputation to uphold. ... I don't wanna show weakness in the press.
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View episodeThe USMNT has a massive drop-off in talent between the starters and the backups
I will say that our, our second stringers, there's a pretty big fall off between the talent level of our starters and I'd say most of our, our backups, especially on the defensive end. It was not, it didn't, it didn't look inspiring. Yeah, we are, we are not a deep, deep team.
Trading LaMelo Ball to the Timberwolves makes them the most interesting team in the NBA
I think it, it instantly makes the Timberwolves like the most interesting team. Yeah. Because I have no idea what the fuck is gonna happen with this combination.
There will not be a Major League Baseball season next year because of the CBA negotiations
Next up, we're just not gonna have baseball next year. ... In its next CBA, the league is proposing a max contract. The length of five years for free agent players switching teams, six years to retain their own players. No deferred contracts. ... It just feels like we're so far away. I don't know.
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What about the goalie? Yeah, I mean he... that was the most embarrassing goal that I've ever seen. Possible.
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People were making very mean jokes online that we were James Franklin, Penn State. And it is actually perfectly appropriate because if you look at who we played, we beat the teams we're supposed to beat... and then we absolutely got ass fucked by the team that was better than us in Belgium. We are not who we thought we were.
We just suck at soccer as a country and that's okay
My take is we suck at soccer and that's okay. Like, I don't care that we suck at soccer anymore. I'm going to root for the US team. I'm gonna get excited when we're in a World Cup. I'm gonna get hyped up and it's gonna be fun to watch. And then I'm gonna be reminded that we suck at soccer and that it's just gonna be like, okay, yeah, that's okay.