If the Dallas Cowboys win the Super Bowl, I will get a cat

I am here right now on Friday the 13th, ready to declare that if the Dallas Cowboys win the Super Bowl, I will get a cat.

Tony Romo has become annoying and fans will officially turn against him during these playoffs

Tony Romo has gotten so much more annoying and his noises and his stepping on Jim Nance. I actually think Jim Nance doesn't really like him anymore. And I think it's gonna prove true in these playoffs. I guarantee you that people are gonna start shifting to our side in these 2022-2023 playoffs.

The Bills will blow out the Dolphins because Miami cannot score more than 13 points with Skylar Thompson

I would take the Bills even if they were like minus 17 at this point. Skylar Thompson is playing... I don't know how they score more than, let's say 13 points. It's gonna be an ass kicking. It's gonna be a whomping. The Dolphins with Tua scored 25 and a half points a game; without, they've scored 16.3. The Bills get to 30, we cover the spread.

Ty Simpson was a bad draft pick for the Rams

I still think it was a bad pick because I still think at some point the Rams are gonna look back and wish they had a player that could contribute now this season.

Jayden Daniels is being misrepresented by his mother and agent

The perception is that his team, quote unquote, his mother and the agent are kind of spearheading all this... whoever's spearheading this whole thing about the jersey needs to take ownership, take responsibility... he's being misrepresented by his personality. People are calling him selfish. He's not a selfish kid.

Oregon isn't physical enough to win a national championship

The biggest issue with Dan Lanning is this: in the biggest games against teams that have equal talent, they aren't physical enough... he's brought everything from Georgia to Eugene except the level of physicality that is gonna be required.