Booger McFarland, Super Wild Card Weekend Preview And Another Cat Bet Has Been Made

If the Dallas Cowboys win the Super Bowl, I will get a cat

I am here right now on Friday the 13th, ready to declare that if the Dallas Cowboys win the Super Bowl, I will get a cat.

Tony Romo has become annoying and fans will officially turn against him during these playoffs

Tony Romo has gotten so much more annoying and his noises and his stepping on Jim Nance. I actually think Jim Nance doesn't really like him anymore. And I think it's gonna prove true in these playoffs. I guarantee you that people are gonna start shifting to our side in these 2022-2023 playoffs.

The Bills will blow out the Dolphins and cover a 13-point spread

I would take the Bills even if they were like minus 17 at this point. ... It's gonna be an ass kicking. It's gonna be a whomping. The bills are gonna go up and down the field. Skylar Thompson. I just, yeah, that's all you gotta say.

The Giants (+3) will beat the Vikings because the Vikings are frauds

Giants plus three NFC Beast baby. ... I think their defense is gonna fail them and Brian Daboll and... the Wink Martindale defensive scheme is gonna fluster Kirk Cousins. ... Wild card hosts that missed the playoffs last year are 12 and 28 against the spread.

The Buccaneers will cover +2.5 against the Cowboys because Tom Brady doesn't lose to Dak Prescott in the playoffs

Bucks plus two and a half. ... It's Tom Brady v Dak Prescott. I've said this before, but when you have moments like this, there's, you can make a bet and if you're wrong you can live with it. ... But if you bet the Cowboys... and you're wrong then you say, I bet Dak Prescott versus Tom Brady in a playoff game. You feel like the biggest idiot of all time.

Tom Brady has won the Super Bowl every other year since 2013

Tom Brady's won the Super Bowl every other year since 2013. [2014, 2016, 2018, 2020].

The Cowboys win-loss pattern suggests they will win four in a row and become Super Bowl champions

Cowboys win loss pattern. They've lost the game one four in a row. Lost the game one, two in a row, lost the game, won four in a row, lost the game one, two in a row, they just lost to the commanders. ... that would imply that they're gonna win four in a row, which would make them Super Bowl champions.

To beat a young quarterback like Brock Purdy, you have to hit him in the balls to make him flustered

You try to get them in a situation where they're flustered, they're nervous, things are not normal. ... maybe you hit him in the balls a couple times, he hadn't been hit there. ... if you hit him and when you hit him, you twist the face mask, you pinch him on the neck, you, you, you grab him in the balls. Like you, you do something to make him think about anything except football.

The Giants could beat the Vikings because Minnesota's defense is terrible

Their offense is spectacular. Their defense is terrible. And I think in the end that's why you give the Giants a punchers chance. ... it would not surprise me at all if the Giants beat the Vikings because ... they just don't feel like a team that with their record should be feeling because of their defense.

I trust Justin Herbert more than Trevor Lawrence and the Chargers will beat the Jaguars

That's an intriguing game because the Jaguars didn't look good against Josh Dobbs last weekend. ... Who do you trust most? Justin Herbert or Trevor Lawrence right now? Justin Herbert more. ... my pick would be the Chargers.

The NBA Western Conference is trash while the Eastern Conference is stacked

I watched the Nuggets, absolutely smoked the Clippers... damn, the Nuggets are good. The Western conference isn't that great this year. ... The Western conference is trash. The Eastern conference is stacked. Stacked.