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Chris LongNumber 56 makes a defensive end look the fastest on the field
I believe as a 32-year-old white defensive end, I would decide on picking the number that made me look the fastest. [Number 56].
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Big CatBrooks Koepka is too attractive to win a major tournament
[Brooks Koepka] is way too attractive to win any kind of major tournament. Usually you need a receding hairline, some Phil Mickelson man boobs, some Tiger Woods inner demons. Give me one flaw that I can make fun of you for on Twitter and make me feel better as a person.
PFT CommenterAttractive people shouldn't be good at anything because it makes them impossible to make fun of
If you're an attractive person, you shouldn't be good at anything. Give me one flaw that I can make fun of you for on Twitter and make me feel better as a person. [Brooks Koepka] has an attractive girlfriend. He just won like $3 million. He's attractive. He's the U.S. Open winner. Fuck this guy.
Big CatThe U.S. Open course at Erin Hills was way too easy
The golf course lost. I expect more. I want to see the U.S. Open golf course. I want to see Jim Nance giving his tie to the course. Everyone was just hitting it right down the middle the whole time. Easiest golf course I've ever seen. So USGA, figure it out.
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View profileChris LongJalen Hurts is being disrespected, but he needs to raise his floor after a low-production 2025 season.
To deny that there's pressure on the guy would be ridiculous. It's also ridiculous to say that he's a bad player. You just wanna see a little bit more production in the middle of the field. You wanna see the timing get a little bit better, and you wanna see the floor raise in that passing offense.
Chris LongThe Houston Texans' defense does not have a single weakness.
That defense is so fun to watch. They really don't have weaknesses defensively. I can't say that about another team in the NFL. And so that's a major strength.
Chris LongThe 49ers will take a step back this season because of coaching changes and ownership drama.
I don't know how the Niners... I really respect the program, but you lose [Robert] Saleh, you're changing the defense up a little bit with Raheem coming into town and you know, you've got injuries up front... The Aiyuk situation was bizarre. I don't know how they don't take a little step back.