Adam Schefter is a beta who isn't 'man enough' to cheat on his wife
I don't think Schefter, I don't think he's, like, enough of a man to be a cuck... Schefter's a beta. Nobody except for his wife wants to have sex with him.
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View episodeBoth the Texans and the Browns won the Brock Osweiler trade, even though neither team got better
It's a rare trade where both teams I think both teams won this trade right but neither team got better right? It is a factual statement to say that the Browns, the Cleveland Browns, made a good trade that involved taking on Brock Osweiler in his contract which it sounds like they're going to cut him so it's just the contract but... both teams won.
I don't hate the Chicago Bears' three-year, $43 million contract for Mike Glennon
I don't want to say I predicted it, but I basically predicted it the whole way down to Ryan Pace seemingly negotiating against himself... Everyone flips out... i saw it was like 19 million guaranteed so it's probably a two-year contract they can probably let him go... so i don't really hate it and this is how this is step one of me talking myself into Mike Glennon.
I am officially a Baltimore Ravens fan because of the Joe Flacco and Danny Woodhead backfield
Danny Woodhead going to the Ravens... Him and Joe Flacco. I think I'm officially a Ravens fan. That's going to be the grittiest, elitist backfield. Grit Leap.
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View profileThe Jets can't build a winning culture
You just can't. It's hard to build a winning culture ever. It doesn't matter what you're doing if you're the Jets.
The WNBA badly mishandled its Finals scheduling
Instead of doing it in an arena where it's like a 5,000 capacity arena, they could have done it at the regular time. They chose to do 12:30 in the afternoon.
There is real tension between Jalen Brown and the Celtics
I don't think it's Jason Tatum and Jalen Brown really have personal beef. I think it's just, you know, Jalen Brown, Celtics, and that's turning into Jason Tatum in some ways. But I think there's definitely beef between Jalen Brown and the Celtics organization.