Adam Schefter is a beta who isn't 'man enough' to cheat on his wife
I don't think Schefter, I don't think he's, like, enough of a man to be a cuck... Schefter's a beta. Nobody except for his wife wants to have sex with him.
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View episodeBoth the Texans and the Browns won the Brock Osweiler trade, even though neither team got better
It's a rare trade where both teams I think both teams won this trade right but neither team got better right? It is a factual statement to say that the Browns, the Cleveland Browns, made a good trade that involved taking on Brock Osweiler in his contract which it sounds like they're going to cut him so it's just the contract but... both teams won.
I don't hate the Chicago Bears' three-year, $43 million contract for Mike Glennon
I don't want to say I predicted it, but I basically predicted it the whole way down to Ryan Pace seemingly negotiating against himself... Everyone flips out... i saw it was like 19 million guaranteed so it's probably a two-year contract they can probably let him go... so i don't really hate it and this is how this is step one of me talking myself into Mike Glennon.
I am officially a Baltimore Ravens fan because of the Joe Flacco and Danny Woodhead backfield
Danny Woodhead going to the Ravens... Him and Joe Flacco. I think I'm officially a Ravens fan. That's going to be the grittiest, elitist backfield. Grit Leap.
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View profileRoman Anthony is a defensive liability for the Red Sox because everyone is successfully running on him in left field.
Roman Anthony, world baseball classic hero. But he has been, he's become a meme basically. If he can't, he just can't throw anyone out from left field. Everyone's just running on Roman. Shane tried to tell me he was great last year, but he was playing right field. Now he's playing left field... it's just not good.
AJ Brown will be traded to the New England Patriots
[AJ Brown is] gone no matter what... New England. [In my] unbiased mind, he's still gone.
UConn can't win the championship
I hope UConn can get it done. I don't think they can win it all.