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Mar 10, 2021·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
#4521
HankHank

'Cocaine Bear' is a 'must-see' movie because it's based on a bear consuming 70 pounds of dropped cocaine

Just a movie, a must-see. I'm already slapping a must-see on it. Elizabeth Banks is to direct a bear-centric thriller, Cocaine Bear... The film is based on true events from 1985. A 175-pound bear accidentally consumed over 70 pounds of cocaine that was dropped from a plane by a smuggler.

Subjective movie review, though the movie was later released to significant viral attention.

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Mar 10, 2021
#4516
Big CatBig Cat

Dak Prescott's new contract is the best deal ever signed for a player

It's actually, like, maybe the best contract that's ever been signed [for a player]... $126 million out of the $160 million is guaranteed. And it's four years.

The contract was widely praised for its structure, effectively allowing Dak to hit free agency again quickly.
Void
Mar 10, 2021
#28912
Big CatBig Cat

Ezekiel Elliott's contract is the Cowboys' biggest mistake, not Dak Prescott's

If you want to point to one thing they [the Cowboys] screwed up, it's probably Ezekiel Elliott's contract, right? Like Dak Prescott, that's the going rate for quarterbacks right now.

Subjective, but Elliott's production declined significantly after his extension, while Dak remained the franchise cornerstone.
Void
Mar 10, 2021
#4517
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Dak Prescott is an MVP-caliber player because the Cowboys stunk without him

You could make the argument that Dak is an MVP guy because you saw what happened when he went out last year. And the team just stunk. Andy Dalton is probably an average backup. So Dak goes out, Andy comes in, the team just goes to absolute shit.

Dak has historically performed at an MVP-level pace (like early 2020), but the team's record with and without him is a common debate point.

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Open
Oct 16, 2026·Picks
#31670
HankHank

The Patriots will beat the Jets by 14

I think Patriots are gonna win by 14. Christian Gonzalez back, and we're just firing on all cylinders.

The Patriots-Jets result and margin are in the future relative to the episode and require the game to be played.
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Oct 14, 2026·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
#31643
HankHank

Liv Golf is dead

Liv is dead. This is it. That I will ever bring up Liv 2.0 is dead.

LIV Golf's long-term status and future remain testable beyond the episode date.
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Oct 12, 2026·Who's Back
#31634
HankHank

Jalen Brown and Jayson Tatum might hate each other

Jalen Brown and Jayson Tatum might hate each other. I thought they were, I really don't know anymore. It was a little odd.

The private relationship between Brown and Tatum cannot be definitively judged from a preseason interaction.