Getting head is a universally loved thing
Our first pick is getting head. Getting your [dick] sucked or getting eaten out if you were a lady. Everyone likes head. I think this is the obvious one too.
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View episodeThe Detroit Lions will be a better football team this year
I think the [Lions] will be better this year, but [Dan Campbell], the way he talks to his team, like the fact that he's always on the verge of crying football guy tears, he's always on the verge of crying. Holy shit, can that guy fire up a team?
Sean Marks is a bad GM because he brought in Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving
I kind of agree with Kevin Durant. I think that Sean Marks is a bad GM because he brought Kevin Durant in. So Kevin Durant is right. They should fire him for bringing him in there.
You can't be upset that Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving are trying to run the Nets after you gave them ownership of the team
You gave Kevin Durant basically ownership of this team. You can't be like, 'Oh my God, how could this happen? He wants everyone fired.' You gave them the team. You can't be upset that now the guys who you gave the team to are trying to run the team.
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View profileRoman Anthony is a defensive liability for the Red Sox because everyone is successfully running on him in left field.
Roman Anthony, world baseball classic hero. But he has been, he's become a meme basically. If he can't, he just can't throw anyone out from left field. Everyone's just running on Roman. Shane tried to tell me he was great last year, but he was playing right field. Now he's playing left field... it's just not good.
AJ Brown will be traded to the New England Patriots
[AJ Brown is] gone no matter what... New England. [In my] unbiased mind, he's still gone.
UConn can't win the championship
I hope UConn can get it done. I don't think they can win it all.