I am giving up masturbation to get an edge for my upcoming fight
I've decided to give up masturbation. So for those who don't know, Hank is actually fighting. It's a real fight, Rough N Rowdy. December 15th. I need every edge I can get.
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View episodeFootball is inherently violent and trying to make it safe is a contradiction
And the fact that they've tried to change the rules means that they've conditioned us to think that football can be safe. And football is just not going to be safe. That's why it's an alpha males game.
Ben McAdoo changing his hair from the goofy cut to the slick-back style caused his demise with the Giants
I would have liked to see year three Ben McAdoo's hair because he went from the goofy haircut that we all made fun of to the slick back like Joe Cool, Ryan Grigson flip phone hair, which is partly why he had his demise, because he changed his hair.
The Celtics are saving the NBA and the league's viewership growth is because of them
NBA viewership's up like 32%. Celtics are the best team in basketball, so basically the Celtics are saving the NBA.
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View profileThe Jets can't build a winning culture
You just can't. It's hard to build a winning culture ever. It doesn't matter what you're doing if you're the Jets.
The WNBA badly mishandled its Finals scheduling
Instead of doing it in an arena where it's like a 5,000 capacity arena, they could have done it at the regular time. They chose to do 12:30 in the afternoon.
There is real tension between Jalen Brown and the Celtics
I don't think it's Jason Tatum and Jalen Brown really have personal beef. I think it's just, you know, Jalen Brown, Celtics, and that's turning into Jason Tatum in some ways. But I think there's definitely beef between Jalen Brown and the Celtics organization.