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Loss
Jul 15, 2019·Mt. Rushmore
#2022
HankHank

I can catch a fish with my bare hands in a river in Alaska

If I had a day on a river in Alaska, I could catch a fish with my hands. ... I've been watching a lot of Planet Earth. Their method is not that crazy. ... Give me enough time in Alaska.

Fact ClaimLifeHot
Catching wild salmon by hand is notoriously difficult for humans without specialized skills or bear-like reflexes.

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Win
Jul 15, 2019
#2013
Big CatBig Cat

Novak Djokovic is the tennis GOAT

I'm a Djokovic guy. I became a Djokovic guy on Sunday morning. ... Djokovic is the GOAT. He's got 16 Grand Slam titles, and he's six years younger than Federer.

OpinionTennisMedium
Djokovic currently holds the record for most men's Grand Slam titles (24) and holds a winning head-to-head record against both Federer and Nadal, strengthening the statistical GOAT case.
Void
Jul 15, 2019
#2014
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Pete Sampras is the tennis GOAT

I was actually rooting for Djokovic too because the more that you can poke holes in Federer's resume, the more you can say Sampras is the GOAT. ... He is the goat. Sampras is the goat.

Hot TakeTennisHotSubjective
While subjective, Sampras's 14 titles have been eclipsed by Djokovic, Nadal, and Federer, making this a minority view today.
Void
Jul 15, 2019
#27945
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The person who invented tennis scoring was a crackhead with a brain injury

The person who invented tennis scoring in the first place was just like a crackhead with a brain injury. 15-30-40. And then there's love. Why?

OpinionTennisMediumSubjectiveSarcastic
This is a comedic insult and subjective assessment.

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Void
Apr 8, 2026·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
#30165
HankHank

Roman Anthony is a defensive liability for the Red Sox because everyone is successfully running on him in left field.

Roman Anthony, world baseball classic hero. But he has been, he's become a meme basically. If he can't, he just can't throw anyone out from left field. Everyone's just running on Roman. Shane tried to tell me he was great last year, but he was playing right field. Now he's playing left field... it's just not good.

OpinionBaseballMediumSubjective
Whether a player is a 'liability' is subjective, though defensive stats can provide some evidence over time.
Loss
Apr 2, 2026
#30125
HankHank

AJ Brown will be traded to the New England Patriots

[AJ Brown is] gone no matter what... New England. [In my] unbiased mind, he's still gone.

PredictionFootballHot
AJ Brown was not traded to the Patriots in the immediate aftermath of these rumors.
Open
Mar 30, 2026
#30105
HankHank

UConn can't win the championship

I hope UConn can get it done. I don't think they can win it all.

PredictionCBBMedium
UConn was in the 2026 Final Four. Resolution depends on whether UConn won the championship.

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