"I could catch a fish with my bare hands in an Alaskan river in one day" — Hank

Take Slip·Jul 22, 2019·Who's Back

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I could catch a fish with my bare hands in an Alaskan river in one day

I said, hey, coach [Jeff Fisher], do you think that I could catch a fish with my bare hands in an Alaskan river? And he said, absolutely... One day. One Alaskan day. Catch it out of the water, kill it, eat it.

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Hank famously attempted this on a later trip and failed miserably, nearly getting hypothermia and catching zero fish.

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Take Slip·Jul 22, 2019

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J.B. Holmes ruined the Open Championship with his slow play

Fuck J.B. Holmes. Fuck him. Brooks Koepka would have won. He ruined the Open Championship. Ruined it.

Opinion Golf Hot Subjective

While Koepka's frustration was real, it is subjective whether he would have definitely won if J.B. Holmes played faster.

Win

Take Slip·Jul 22, 2019

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J.B. Holmes is the slowest golfer ever

Slowest player ever. Very slow. And he shot an 87. So if you're going to be that slow and shoot an 87, that's an issue.

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J.B. Holmes is statistically one of the slowest players on the PGA Tour, and shooting 87 is a historically bad round for a major final group.

Loss

Take Slip·Jul 22, 2019

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Big Cat

Tiger Woods intentionally missed the cut at the Open so people would forget how poorly he played

Credit to Tiger being smart enough to just not make the cut so everyone forgets he didn't make the cut and we don't talk about him on Sunday. Like, hey, Tiger really sucked.

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Tiger did miss the cut, but the idea it was intentional for PR reasons is satirical.

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Take Slip·Sep 9, 2026·Picks

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Hank

The Patriots will three-peat by beating the Rams

Super Bowl threepeat: Patriots versus Rams. Patriots win again. ... By week 12, week 13, much to the chagrin of the world and especially this podcast, the Patriots will ... once again be a powerhouse.