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HankI could make the pros in five years as a knuckleball pitcher with seclusion and a personal chef
I said if you put me in a cabin in the middle of the woods with a personal chef and a knuckleball specialist, I could be in the pros within five years. I think with some training, seclusion, and just a lot more training, I could make it to the double A's and then, you know, who knows what happens from there.
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PFT CommenterPrisons are dangerous because inmates aren't allowed to masturbate
That's why our prisons are so dangerous, because there's a bunch of guys that can't crank it. They just got testosterone going out their eyeballs.
PFT CommenterI disagree with firing an SEC coach for seeing an escort in Tampa
I disagree with firing an SEC coach for going to see an escort, though, especially if it's in Tampa. That's home of that situation. That's a boys be boys situation.
Big CatI used to think my testicles were made of Play-Doh and eating more would make them bigger
My number one, I used to think that your testicles were Play-Doh. So I thought if you just ate more Play-Doh, you'd have bigger balls. I used to eat Play-Doh. For sure. I mean, it's kind of like the Bruce Arians drinking paint there. You got to try all things if you want to have bigger balls.
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View profileHankRoman Anthony is a defensive liability for the Red Sox because everyone is successfully running on him in left field.
Roman Anthony, world baseball classic hero. But he has been, he's become a meme basically. If he can't, he just can't throw anyone out from left field. Everyone's just running on Roman. Shane tried to tell me he was great last year, but he was playing right field. Now he's playing left field... it's just not good.
HankAJ Brown will be traded to the New England Patriots
[AJ Brown is] gone no matter what... New England. [In my] unbiased mind, he's still gone.
HankUConn can't win the championship
I hope UConn can get it done. I don't think they can win it all.