The last 12 months in DC sports is a top five all-time bad sports year for a city

Based on the research that I've done, I think that the last 12 months in DC sports has been a top five all time bad sports year for a city, for a sport, for sports town. All four major sports. The Wizards historically bad. The nationals were terrible last year... the commander's backsliding and just disappointing everybody.

Luke McCaffrey will make the Pro Bowl next year

I've got that means Luke McCaffrey Pro Bowl next year. Mm. That's what that means.

I hate the NBA Play-in and won't take it seriously until a 9th or 10th seed goes deep

I hate the playing. I hate the playing... it's stupid and I honestly like, until a team in the ninth or 10th spot can go deep in the playoffs, I'm not gonna take it seriously. The ninth or 10th team are never gonna win. Like, they're never gonna go deep. This isn't serious.

Gout Gout is the next Usain Bolt

18-year-old Australian Sprint Phenom ran a 19.67 in the 200 meter breaking Usain Bolt's record. Only 18 years old. Great name. He's next. Usain Bolt shaking in his boots.

I want Diego Pavia on the Patriots as a Taysom Hill-style utility player

I'm all in on Diego Pavia... I would love him. I would love to see him in New England... Taysom Hill. Like Taysom Hill and Drew Brees worked great together. Okay. It's like you get him in for, for packages and then it's like when, when he comes on the field, you get excited.

I'm still rooting against Rory McIlroy at the Masters even after he won last year

I'm still rooting against Rory. If push comes to shove and he's in it on Sunday, I'll be rooting against him.