"If Duke doesn't reach the Sweet 16, I will buy and keep a cat" — Hank

Take Slip·Feb 15, 2019

#13374#PMT-2019-0215-13374

If Duke doesn't reach the Sweet 16, I will buy and keep a cat

Sweet 16, you got a deal... So if Trey Jones is injured, they'll still get to the Sweet 16... No, you guys definitely fucking planned this before the show... I'm so confident in Duke that it doesn't matter.

Prediction CBB Hot

Duke reached the Elite Eight in 2019, meaning Hank did NOT have to get the cat (though the 'Hank's Pussy' name lived on in show lore).

More from this episode

View episode

Win

Take Slip·Feb 15, 2019

#13368#PMT-2019-0215-13368

Big Cat

John Elway is officially canceled as a GM

John Elway has been canceled. He is obsessed with height. Height is not everything. He has traded for Joe Flacco... John Elway will not hear of anything unless you are a tall, rocket arm quarterback. And guess what? He's been canceled... He cannot find a quarterback.

Hot Take Football Hot

Elway's tenure as GM ended poorly shortly after, failing to find a franchise QB until the team was sold and he left the front office.

Void

Take Slip·Feb 15, 2019

#28291#PMT-2019-0215-28291

PFT Commenter

Every man over 6'5 except for Blake Griffin is an asshole.

Every guy that's over 6'5 is an asshole... Every guy over 6'5 except for Blake Griffin is an asshole.

Opinion Pop Culture Medium SubjectiveSarcastic

This is a purely subjective and hyperbolic personality judgment.

Win

Take Slip·Feb 15, 2019

#13369#PMT-2019-0215-13369

Big Cat

Paxton Lynch is the most unremarkable first-round quarterback of the last 25 years

Paxton Lynch, I'm going to say it right now, is the most unremarkable first-round quarterback that has ever been drafted in the past 25 years... No one even knows if Paxton Lynch is good or not because he only played four games... a guy that you will soon just forget even existed.

Opinion Football Medium

Paxton Lynch is widely considered one of the biggest busts in Broncos history and disappeared from the league quickly.

More from Hank

View profile

Open

Take Slip·Sep 9, 2026·Picks

#31360#PMT-2026-0909-31360

Hank

The Patriots will three-peat by beating the Rams

Super Bowl threepeat: Patriots versus Rams. Patriots win again. ... By week 12, week 13, much to the chagrin of the world and especially this podcast, the Patriots will ... once again be a powerhouse.