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HankHank

Jordan Love will win NFL MVP

I'm taking Jordan Love. I think the Packers are gonna be filthy.

Jordan Love did not win 2025 MVP. Stafford won. Packers went 9-8-1.

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Sep 3, 2025
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HankHank

The Patriots' best-case scenario is 12 wins and an AFC Championship appearance

Best case, 12 wins, win the division. [Make] the AFC Championship. I don't want to get crazy.

The Patriots went 14-3, won the AFC, and reached the Super Bowl, exceeding the best-case of 12 wins and AFC Championship.
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Sep 3, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

My worst-case scenario for the Bears is Caleb Williams being 'absolute dog shit'

I think we all know my worst case scenario, it's that Caleb [Williams] is dog shit... It's essentially that everyone is good around Caleb and Caleb is just absolute dog shit. That would be worst case scenario by far.

Caleb Williams set Bears franchise passing record (3,942 yards), threw 27 TDs/7 INTs, led Bears to NFC North title (11-6) and a playoff win. First year was a success.
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Sep 3, 2025
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

My worst-case scenario for the Commanders is Jayden Daniels suffering a major knee injury

My worst case scenario because it does, I think about this every Sunday. Is Jayden Daniels' knee exploding? Oh, I think I think about it way too much every time he gets hit. I think about it.

Subjective fear/scenario; cannot be 'correct' unless it actually happens.

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HankHank

Tom Brady helping Mike Macdonald prepare for the Patriots would be a huge slap in the face to the New England region.

That would be egregious if that was true. I don't believe it is true. But if it were, that would be unforgivable. Not unforgivable. That would be a, a blemish, a big blemish. Big time. It'd be a slap in the face of the whole region.

Subjective opinion on how a hypothetical rumor would be perceived.
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HankHank

Jayson Tatum is playing cute by claiming he found out about the Jaylen Brown trade on social media.

I'm sure he knew that he was on the trading block and he didn't know specifically when he got traded and he found out just like everyone else... all Brad Stevens, Jaylen Brown, they talked about how, you know, he was gonna be on the trading block and they were gonna try and move him. So I'm sure Jayson Tatum was also aware of that. But in terms of, he's probably playing a little, a little cutesy there where like no one specifically told him, 'Hey, this is the trade.' He found out like everyone else. But I'm sure he was not surprised and fully aware what the plan was.

Subjective interpretation of Tatum's PR framing.
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HankHank

The Celtics have another major move coming following the Jaylen Brown trade

There's something going on here. I I said it to Max on the boat yesterday. I was like, Jalen Brown was getting traded. I could, I could just feel it. I could feel it coming... I feel like the Paul George thing is, there's the, like, they might be doing another trade. There's another move coming.

The trade just happened in the fictional 2026 timeline provided; further moves are pending.