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LaVar Ball is a man of his word for getting all three of his sons into the NBA

Alvar [LaVar] called the pistons a raggedy as hell franchise. He had his head—it was a week where he had all three sons in the NBA. So I guess, I guess you can say he's a man of his word he was proven correct.

In early December 2020, LiAngelo signed with the Pistons, briefly putting all three brothers in the league simultaneously as LaVar predicted.

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Dec 16, 2020
#21320
Big CatBig Cat

The Ravens are still frauds despite their win over the Browns

I've been hard on the Ravens. I still think they're frauds. But what I've always said is I want to see Lamar [Jackson] come back late. And he did that last night. Yeah. So you have to give them credit for that. You can't be a hater when that happens.

The Ravens finished 11-5, won a playoff game against the Titans, but lost in the Divisional round to the Bills. Whether they were 'frauds' is subjective.
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Dec 16, 2020
#19276
Big CatBig Cat

Cody Parkey will miss a big kick in a playoff game and ruin the Browns' season

Cody Parkey will fuck you in the face. If the Browns make the playoffs, there is no sure bet in the entire world, then Cody Parkey doing this to the Browns. I'm nervous about Cody Parkey. I think he's going to fuck us. Cody Parkey will miss the big kick in a playoff game for the Browns and the Browns will have no one to blame but themselves.

In the 2020-21 playoffs, Parkey was 3/3 on field goals and 8/8 on extra points across two games. He did not miss a kick, and the Browns' season ended with a competitive 22-17 loss to the Chiefs where Parkey was perfect.
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Dec 16, 2020
#19278
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Losing a bet on a safety or scoregami play is a better story than a standard loss

If you had like a unit on it, it's not even that bad because that's a story that you can tell. I'd rather lose on that play and be like, 'Oh man, I can't believe I had the under in Raiders Colts.' This is a great story you can tell. I took the Browns to cover on that Monday night football game where Lamar Jackson spent half the time getting rid of the Chipotle that was in his anus.

This is subjective; some gamblers value the story, others only value the money.

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HankHank

Tom Brady could still throw for 4,000 yards and 30 touchdowns in the NFL right now

Tom Brady... It's football. They had the flag football event this past weekend. Tom Brady played in it. I mean, he could go out next year in the league and probably get 4,000 yards, 30 touchdowns.

Brady is 48 and retired; the likelihood of him returning and putting up elite stats is nearly zero.
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HankHank

Aaron Judge is an absolute choke artist who delivered nothing for Team USA

Aaron Judge, like you knew he was striking out. And he did. He's an absolute joke, absolute choke artist. Expected nothing else from him and he delivered nothing.

This reflects the consensus opinion of the hosts following the game's outcome as described in the show.
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HankHank

Betting Arkansas team total under 87.5

I'm gonna go Arkansas team total under 87 and a half.

The outcome of the 2026 tournament game is pending.

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