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HankHank

Mike Davis is a better fit for the Bears' offense than Jordan Howard

I don't know if [Mike Davis] is much more talented than Jordan Howard, but he's shown an ability to catch footballs, which makes him a better fit [for the Bears].

Jordan Howard was traded to the Eagles and had a productive season, while Mike Davis was cut by the Bears midway through the 2019 season after failing to make an impact.

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Mar 13, 2019
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Big CatBig Cat

The Giants are tanking a year too late

They're tanking a year too late from what they... Like, last year they should have, like you said, not given... they trotted out Eli Manning's corpse. You then didn't lose enough to be the number one pick this year and get Kyler Murray, so then you had to trade Odell Beckham to then get the picks so that you could then trade up for the number one pick that you could have had if you had just done what everyone said, just lose.

The Giants finished 4-12 in 2019 and did indeed enter a multi-year rebuild that saw Eli Manning benched for Daniel Jones.
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Mar 13, 2019
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Big CatBig Cat

The Cleveland Browns will win the AFC North

The Browns are the best team in the AFC North. Yeah, they are the best team in the AFC North. The Ravens watched part of their defense walk out. The Bengals are the Bengals. The Browns are going to win the AFC North.

The Ravens finished 14-2 and won the AFC North easily; the Browns finished 6-10 and missed the playoffs.
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Mar 13, 2019
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Big CatBig Cat

The Jets will sign Le'Veon Bell

We basically know where everyone's signing except Le'Veon Bell. We should each say one team. I'm taking Jets.

Le'Veon Bell signed a 4-year, $52.5 million contract with the New York Jets shortly after this episode aired.

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HankHank

This is the Knicks' championship to lose

This series is over. Right. And the Spurs Thunder series looks like it's going at least six, probably seven. Like it looks like an absolute battle. Yeah. So that's good for them. The Spurs all things, I mean, this is, this is the Knicks championship to lose.

The Knicks are currently in the second round/Conference finals (implied), so they haven't won the championship yet.
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HankHank

My official stance on the Toucher & Rich radio beef is simply 'fuck 'em'

I'm not leading this battle. They took a shot. I said fuck him. And that's where I stand... Official stance. So you guys can just fuck him.

Subjective personal stance.
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HankHank

I did not fart during the Kellen Moore interview; it was just air that fell out of my body

The sound did come out of me, my body. But it was not a conscious fart... Most farts air coming out of your asshole, max, most farts max have to push. Like most farts, you're like, this one fell out... I was not like, consciously like, oh, I got a fart. But when I lifted up my leg, I, I guess I had like gas down there... A dude came out of my ass. That was so loud.

It was definitively a fart.