"The McChicken is the most fuckable sandwich" — Hank

Take Slip·Aug 29, 2016·Hot in the Streets

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The McChicken is the most fuckable sandwich

I think number one's got to be the McChicken. It's like the Lance Armstrong of fuckable sandwiches. [The guy in the video] destigmatized fucking the McChicken.

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This is a purely subjective and absurd argument.

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Take Slip·Aug 29, 2016·Larry The Goldfish Intro

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Animals are better at gambling than humans

If there's one thing that I know about animals is that they're really good at gambling. You know how dogs can predict earthquakes? The octopus, he picked every single game [of the World Cup] correctly. So, yeah, Larry [the Goldfish] is going to absolutely kill it.

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While funny, Larry the Goldfish (and animals in general) do not have a statistical edge in NFL gambling over the long term.

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Take Slip·Aug 29, 2016

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I would bet against Larry the Goldfish surviving for five months

If you were a betting person and you were to gamble on to whether or not we could keep a goldfish alive for five months, the answer is I would take no.

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The first Larry (Larry I) passed away on November 1, 2016, which was less than three months after this episode aired.

Loss

Take Slip·Aug 29, 2016

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If Chip Kelly cuts Colin Kaepernick, he will be called a racist for the first time

And now if Chip Kelly cuts [Kaepernick], then for the first time is going to be called a racist. And that's not a look that Chip Kelly wants.

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Kaepernick was not cut during the 2016 season; he stayed on the roster and eventually opted out in early 2017.

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Take Slip·Sep 9, 2026·Picks

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The Patriots will three-peat by beating the Rams

Super Bowl threepeat: Patriots versus Rams. Patriots win again. ... By week 12, week 13, much to the chagrin of the world and especially this podcast, the Patriots will ... once again be a powerhouse.