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Mar 25, 2022·Fyre Fest
#21741
HankHank

The only time you should use hot sauce is to mask the flavor of food you don't like

I use hot sauce for eggs. Cause I don't like eating eggs... it masks the flavor, which is the only time you should use hot sauce, is to mask the flavor.

This is a highly controversial and subjective culinary opinion.

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Loss
Mar 25, 2022
#21734
Billy FootballBilly Football

I am officially retired from competitive eating

I retired from competitive eating. After these past three ELLs, I just want to eat regular sized portions. Please respect my decisions.

Billy did not actually retire; he participated in several more food challenges on the show (and on his own) after this date.
Open
Mar 25, 2022
#835
Big CatBig Cat

Gonzaga will never make it back to a Final Four

Gonzaga is like, I don't think they'll be back. I'm sure they have great recruits and everything, but damn, that's a [loss]. That's never going to get to a Final Four.

Gonzaga has not returned to the Final Four since this take (as of the end of the 2024 season), though they remain a consistent tournament threat.
Loss
Mar 25, 2022
#836
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Coach K will lose the game immediately after his 100th career tournament victory

Of course [Coach K] is going to get to 100. He's probably going to lose the next game so he can walk away with exactly a hundred clean wins, just straight up three figures.

Coach K won his 100th game against Texas Tech, then won his 101st against Arkansas, before finally losing to UNC in the Final Four. The specific 'lose after 100' prediction was wrong.

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Void
Oct 30, 2026
#31783
HankHank

The Jets can't build a winning culture

You just can't. It's hard to build a winning culture ever. It doesn't matter what you're doing if you're the Jets.

This is a deliberately broad franchise judgment rather than a claim that can be definitively proven or disproven.
Void
Oct 28, 2026·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
#31764
HankHank

The WNBA badly mishandled its Finals scheduling

Instead of doing it in an arena where it's like a 5,000 capacity arena, they could have done it at the regular time. They chose to do 12:30 in the afternoon.

This is a judgment about scheduling strategy and is subjective.
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Oct 28, 2026·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
#31765
HankHank

There is real tension between Jalen Brown and the Celtics

I don't think it's Jason Tatum and Jalen Brown really have personal beef. I think it's just, you know, Jalen Brown, Celtics, and that's turning into Jason Tatum in some ways. But I think there's definitely beef between Jalen Brown and the Celtics organization.

The existence and extent of internal tension is not definitively verifiable from the transcript alone.