We are the first of the suckers on Top Shot, but we can still get rich.

I think we're the first of the suckers. So sometimes we can get in and we'll be a little bit sucker, we'll be less suckery than the majority of people, but we're still like the first sucker. I think we can still get rich off this, though, because I bought the most pristine mint condition gift of Alex Caruso blocking James Harden.

I'm going to corner the market on Lou Dort Top Shots and get rich when he wins MVP

My entire investment strategy is to corner the market on Lou Dort. Okay. So I'm putting everyone in the Dortcher chamber. We're going to buy all the L...

If a guy has cauliflower ears, stay far away from him.

That's the oldest rule in the book. If a guy has cauliflower ears, stay far away.

The Knicks are the greatest team ever assembled and there is absolutely no way they lose the Finals.

I mean The Knicks are the greatest team ever assembled. It's, it's tough to deny. Like they're, they're unstoppable. There's no way they're losing this series. And we should just fast forward to next year.

Jalen Hurts is a 'drama king' compared to Drake Maye

Drake Maye not a drama king. So I, I don't anticipate, you know, the reason it's not, it wasn't the players or the skillset [in Philly], it's just they had drama that they couldn't get over. [Jalen Hurts] by deductive reasoning is a drama king.

The Spurs will win the NBA Finals in six games

Spurs in six... I think the Spurs have to win the first two games, though. I think if they have to go up two, nothing, and then they can get it done.