PMT DB
Max Homa, Arian Foster, Tiger Woods Accident And Were Going To Be Rich Off Topshot
Tiger Woods was in a car accident and hope he is ok ( - ) We’re about to be crazy rich off NBA top shot even though we don’t understand it ( - ). Hot Seat/Cool Throne ( - ). Genesis Open Champion Max Homa joins the show to talk about his huge win on Sunday, choking on 18, and partying after victories ( - ). Arian Foster joins the show to do a Mt Rushmore draft of sports conspiracies ( - ). Guys being dudes, dramatic reading of Jerry Jones and guys on chicks
Recap
Big CatI'm going to corner the market on Lou Dort Top Shots and get rich when he wins MVP
My entire investment strategy is to corner the market on Lou Dort. Okay. So I'm putting everyone in the Dortcher chamber. We're going to buy all the Lou Dort, and then when Lou Dort wins MVP, everyone's going to be like, where are all the Lou Dort top shots?
Hot Seat Cool Throne
PFT CommenterIf Jeff Bezos bids $7 billion for the Washington Football Team, the other NFL owners will force Dan Snyder out
If Jeff Bezos, who is the richest man in the world, wants to pay like six, seven billion dollars for an NFL franchise, if Dan Snyder doesn't want to sell still at that point, you're going to see all the owners... try their very best to push Dan Snyder out because that will make all of their franchises increase by like another billion dollars.
PFT CommenterI can beat up any 10-year-old in the entire world
I think that I could beat up any 10-year-old in the country. Probably the world. I don't think that there's a 10-year-old in the world whose ass I couldn't kill... Pre-puberty, I could defeat any 10-year-old in the world.
Interview
Max HomaI can win the Masters this year
I think I have a better chance than I did last year... I think we're climbing. We're definitely trending... I can win the Masters. It's definitely possible. I'm going to try super hard.
PFT CommenterThe blood on Curt Schilling's sock in the 2004 ALCS was fake paint
My conspiracy is the Curt Schilling sock because there's actually some smoke to that. There's some evidence that the blood on the sock was not actually blood... I do think that it's a shitload of paint that got put back there to make Curt Schilling look like he was pitching his absolute balls off.
Arian FosterMichael Jordan was suspended for gambling in 1993 and the league kept it under wraps
The reason why he retired originally in 93 was because he got suspended for gambling... I heard how this conspiracy goes is that they actually suspended him, but they just kept it under wraps because it would have been bad for the league.
Guys On Chicks
PFT CommenterA man who works out twice a day and can only bench 185 is definitely cheating on his girlfriend
185, there's really no other explanation. You're either dating the biggest soy boy beta bitch or he's cheating on you... Most gyms will actually revoke your membership if you go there every day because you're obviously, you're not getting out of this what you're putting into it.