The 'Pacific Ocean' is superior to the 'Atlantic Ocean' because it is twice the size
My number two, Pacific Ocean. Pacific Ocean, twice the size of the Atlantic Ocean. Has, like, Hawaii, all that cool shit. You could be a cool Cali teen in the Pacific Ocean.
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