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HankHank

The Patriots will beat the Dolphins in Week 2

We're gonna beat the Dolphins... I've never [given] up on the team... these are winnable games.

The Patriots beat the Dolphins 33-27 in Week 2 on September 14, 2025. Drake Maye threw for 230 yards and 2 TDs in the road victory.

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Sep 8, 2025
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Steelers can win a playoff game this year

Aaron Rodgers, to his credit... he looked better than any Steelers quarterback that I can remember since Big Ben could move. This is what I was talking about when I said that I think the Steelers can win a playoff game this year.

The Steelers made the playoffs as the 4 seed (10-7, AFC North champs) but lost to the Houston Texans 30-6 in the Wild Card round. They did not win a playoff game.
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Sep 8, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

Chris Boswell is the best kicker in football

Chris Boswell with a 60 yarder to win the game essentially... Chris Boswell is the best kicker in football right now.

This is a subjective opinion on player ranking, though Boswell is statistically among the top.
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Sep 8, 2025
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MemesMemes

The Jets are a top 7 AFC playoff team

I'd say we're a top seven... A playoff team. After week one.

The Jets finished 3-14, nowhere near a top-7 AFC playoff team.

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HankHank

This is the Knicks' championship to lose

This series is over. Right. And the Spurs Thunder series looks like it's going at least six, probably seven. Like it looks like an absolute battle. Yeah. So that's good for them. The Spurs all things, I mean, this is, this is the Knicks championship to lose.

The Knicks are currently in the second round/Conference finals (implied), so they haven't won the championship yet.
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HankHank

My official stance on the Toucher & Rich radio beef is simply 'fuck 'em'

I'm not leading this battle. They took a shot. I said fuck him. And that's where I stand... Official stance. So you guys can just fuck him.

Subjective personal stance.
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HankHank

I did not fart during the Kellen Moore interview; it was just air that fell out of my body

The sound did come out of me, my body. But it was not a conscious fart... Most farts air coming out of your asshole, max, most farts max have to push. Like most farts, you're like, this one fell out... I was not like, consciously like, oh, I got a fart. But when I lifted up my leg, I, I guess I had like gas down there... A dude came out of my ass. That was so loud.

It was definitively a fart.