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Sep 9, 2026·Picks
#31360
HankHank

The Patriots will three-peat by beating the Rams

Super Bowl threepeat: Patriots versus Rams. Patriots win again. ... By week 12, week 13, much to the chagrin of the world and especially this podcast, the Patriots will ... once again be a powerhouse.

The 2026 Super Bowl and Patriots season outcome have not occurred as of the episode date.

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Sep 9, 2026·Picks
#31354
MemesMemes

The Jets will win the AFC East

AFC East winners: Jets. I don't care if I'm right about this one, but it would be nice to pick somebody else.

The 2026 AFC East outcome has not been resolved as of the episode date.
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Sep 9, 2026·Picks
#31355
MemesMemes

The Bengals will beat the Rams in a Super Bowl rematch

Super Bowl matchup: Bengals v. Rams rematch. In LA. Bengals come out on top.

The 2026 Super Bowl matchup and winner have not occurred as of the episode date.
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Sep 9, 2026·Picks
#31356
MaxMax

The Chiefs will bounce back and win the AFC West

The Chiefs are gonna come back. Everyone's down. The Chiefs are gonna come back.

The 2026 AFC West standings have not been resolved as of the episode date.

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Sep 14, 2026
#31392
HankHank

The Bills are the AFC team to beat

Josh Allen's in his prime, they looked unbelievable. They're gonna be probably the team to beat in the AFC.

The Bills' 2026 season and AFC finish have not been resolved yet.
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Sep 14, 2026·Who's Back
#31407
HankHank

Steve Ballmer is eating shit

Who's back of the week is eating shit. Steve Ballmer.

This is a subjective characterization of Ballmer's public response.
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Sep 9, 2026·Picks
#31361
HankHank

Drake May will win MVP

I have Drake May as MVP.

The 2026 NFL MVP has not been awarded as of the episode date.