PMT DB
PMT DB
HankThe Patriots will win three of their next four games and make the playoffs
We need to win two out of the next four games and you have the Bills, the Jets, the Ravens, and the Texans. You can do that. Yeah, three out of four of them, and we're back in the playoffs. I'm feeling great.
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Big CatThe eyeball test tells me that DK Metcalf is the fastest human being to ever step foot on grass
DK Metcalf is the fastest human being alive... [PFT: He's very fast but he's not faster than Usain Bolt]. I think he might be. The eyeball test tells me that DK is the fastest human being to ever step foot on grass. It's terrifying how fast he is.
Big CatThe Seahawks are the pinnacle team in the NFL right now because no matter the situation, things are going to get weird
The Seahawks are just insane... they are the pinnacle team in the NFL right now where no matter what the situation is, you're like, 'It's gonna get weird.' If they're up by ten, shit's going to get weird. They're down by 10, shit's going to get weird.
Big CatThe Falcons genuinely invent new ways to lose a football game every single week
We have joked that the Falcons invent new ways to lose every single week. It is not a joke. The fact that they lost the game by Todd Gurley his momentum taking him into the end zone... It is incredible that they lost that way. If Todd Gurley just goes down, they win that game.
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Josh Allen's in his prime, they looked unbelievable. They're gonna be probably the team to beat in the AFC.
HankSteve Ballmer is eating shit
Who's back of the week is eating shit. Steve Ballmer.
HankThe Patriots will three-peat by beating the Rams
Super Bowl threepeat: Patriots versus Rams. Patriots win again. ... By week 12, week 13, much to the chagrin of the world and especially this podcast, the Patriots will ... once again be a powerhouse.