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HankHank

UConn can't win the championship

I hope UConn can get it done. I don't think they can win it all.

UConn did not win the men's championship — lost the title game to Michigan 63-69.

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Mar 30, 2026
#30087
Big CatBig Cat

Duke was the best team in the country and should have easily won the tournament

I said on this show a month ago, Duke was the best team in the country and they should easily win the, the NCAA tournament. They were similar to last year's team... I will be front of the line saying, guys, I fucked up. You got it wrong.

Duke lost in the Elite Eight to UConn, so they definitively did not win the tournament.
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Mar 30, 2026
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Duke players suffered severe concussions from the UNC court-storming earlier in the season

I think it's also important to remember that Duke likely had several players that were suffering from severe concussions after the storming of the court that UNC had against them... it's sad that they were forced to continue playing for the rest of the season after such a violent act happened to 'em.

There is no medical evidence of season-long concussions; the take is a satirical jab.
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Mar 30, 2026
#30089
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The loss to UConn belongs on the Mount Rushmore of bad Duke losses in the last five years

This choke makes the Mount Rushmore of bad Duke losses in the last five years, but barely... 2022 Final four. They lost in Coach K's retirement game... 2023 fuck they lost in the second round by 13 points... 2024 they lost in the Elite eight to NC State... and this year they lost first one seed to lose by in a game where they led by 19 points.

This is a subjective ranking of sports disappointments.

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HankHank

The Knicks will win the 2026 NBA Championship

They look unstoppable. I would be shocked if this team doesn't win NBA. No one is killing that knick team today.

The outcome of the 2026 NBA Finals is pending.
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HankHank

The Sixers will beat the Knicks in seven games

I'm rooting for the home team to lose every game. I want every fan to be upset at the games. So, I guess would be Sixers in seven. Yeah. I'm rooting for a seven game series and I guess Sixers and seven. 'Cause that would mean they win at home or at on the road.

Outcome depends on the remainder of the series.
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HankHank

The Lakers are going to get smoked by the Thunder

They're gonna get smoked.

The Thunder defeated the Lakers in the 2025 NBA Playoffs first round.