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A US handball team with me, LeBron, and Patrick Mahomes would win Olympic gold

I guarantee we can put a team together. We can win gold. Just, just from pure like arm speed. I don't think guys in other countries and just a really big guy as the goalie back. Right. If you watch it, I mean, I've studied this from time to time... I think if it was you, Patrick Mahomes, and LeBron just how many players play and handle like eight on a shirt all the time. So it was you three against eight players from any other country. I think we went, I think we, I guarantee we can put a team together. We can win gold.

This is a hypothetical scenario that has never been tested.

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Dec 30, 2020
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Cam Newton has to retire after his performance against the Bills

The Buffalo bills, our fucking weapon, Josh Allen, when in Foxborough beat what was left with the Patriots Cam Newton I mean, I think he has to retire. I don't really know what at this point, it, it, it was sad.

Cam Newton did not retire. He played for the Patriots for the rest of 2020 and signed with the Panthers during the 2021 season.
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Dec 30, 2020
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The Buffalo Bills will beat the Chiefs in the playoffs and go to the Super Bowl

I think that the Buffalo bills could very well beat the Chiefs. In fact, it definitely can. I think that the Buffalo bills will beat the chiefs in the playoffs. The Buffalo bills are going to the Super Bowl.

Incorrect. The Chiefs defeated the Bills 38-24 in the AFC Championship Game on January 24, 2021.
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Dec 30, 2020
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Dwayne Haskins will start another game in the NFL

I guarantee you, I will bet you a thousand dollars that [Haskins] will start another game. It might be a situation where he's a back up and gets in at the start because of an injury.

Incorrect. Haskins spent time with the Steelers but was tragically killed in April 2022 without ever making another NFL start.

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Football coaching is a 'shitty profession' because it makes you miserable even if you are successful

I would never coach there [Vanderbilt]. That's a shitty profession. It has to be miserable. Even if you're the greatest at your job and you're winning national championships, you're allowed to be happy for about 30 minutes, and then it's back to being miserable.

This is a subjective opinion on the quality of life in coaching.
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Matthew Stafford will 'blow it up' with the Rams because of the superior coaching and play-calling in Los Angeles

I think [Stafford] is going to blow it up. Coaching staff's good. He's going to have some of the best play calling he's ever had in his life. And he's still talented. Dude can throw it. He's competitive.

Stafford won the Super Bowl in his first season with the Rams (2021), throwing for 4,886 yards and 41 touchdowns.
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An owl or a raccoon is the likely culprit in the chicken massacre

I'm saying Al [Owl] or raccoon... trash pandas raccoons rip the heads off.

Cutler later confirmed via social media and follow-up segments that it was indeed a raccoon (trash panda) causing the damage.

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