Dr. Fauci's first pitch was almost good because of how terrible it was

I actually think first pitches either be terrible or be incredible. I don't think Dr. Fauci had incredible in him. Might as well just go terrible. It was almost good how bad it was.

I would be more concerned about the COVID-19 response if Dr. Fauci threw a 90mph strike

It would actually be concerning to me if Dr. Fauci went out there and grooved one like 90 miles an hour right down the pipe. That would be like, I don't know if I want this guy leading my response to infectious disease.

I'm pre-mad about how much the Mike Tyson vs. Roy Jones Jr. fight is going to suck

Mike Tyson is back. He's going to fight Roy Jones Jr. in September... I'm going to buy this fight... and it's going to suck. It's going to be sadder than the Kimbo Slice Dada 5000 fight. This is going to without a question suck and I'm going to get so excited for it.

Patriots quarterback Drake Maye will break all records during the 2026 NFL season

I think Drake Maye is gonna break all records next season and just be, I think he's going to have an incredible season. I believe Drake Maye's gonna break all records this year. I think he's gonna be the guy.

Breece Hall is a steal at his current fantasy draft value in the fourth round

Breece Hall could be our fourth round pick. I cannot believe he's going as late as the fourth. He just seems like such a stud to me. The computers... AI thinks that, okay, Jameson Williams is going to have a good year... but Breece Hall, I think he's a worthy pick there.

Fantasy managers should be cautious about drafting Chiefs running back Kenneth Walker because Andy Reid doesn't rely heavily on the run

The Chiefs. They obviously have a new running back in Kenneth Walker. A lot of people are excited about him. ... My only problem is Andy Reed. ... I don't believe Andy Reed relies on the run. ... I'm just here to say I'm a little concerned about Kenneth Walker.