Legalized gambling will be available across the country in five years.

Football in Vegas, I'm saying, calling your shot five years, say five years, legalized gambling all across the country, it's going to be great.

London is the next city to get an NFL franchise.

I guess this puts London as next city up, right? Yeah, because the NFL got rid of its two scary boogeymen out there, Los Angeles and Las Vegas, for wh...

The Cavaliers will win the Eastern Conference.

So they're [the Cavs] going to win the East. ... It's every single year this happens. Whatever team LeBron's on, they have a little swoon and everyone's like, uh-oh, hit the panic button. ... And then they'll win the East.

Javi Baez is the best instinctual player on the field I've ever seen

[Javi Baez] is like the best instinctual player on the field I've ever seen. You know, not even just like when it comes to hitting and fielding — the base running, it's crazy. His base running's outrageous. And everyone wants to talk about, like fundamentally sound — watch this dude run the bases, watch his turns, watch how he goes first to third. Like, that's fundamentally sound.

I promise I will never play for the New York Mets

[PFT: Will you promise that you won't ever play for the Mets?] Kyle Schwarber: Yeah, sure.

I would hit three home runs per game in a 16-inch beer softball league.

How many home runs do you think you would hit if you played in my 16-inch beer softball league? ...probably like three, so three a game. ...And the fourth would just be like a double?