The Celtics would hit their shots if they wore better jerseys

I think if they were better jerseys, they would hit their shots. How about that Hank? A prop franchise like the Boston Celtics aren't playoff... they've got classic uniforms they can pull from.

I'm officially calling for a Game 7 between the Celtics and Sixers

The Celtics should blow 'em out in game six, but somehow they're gonna lose. And we're going to game seven. I've resigned to the fact that they're not [winning game six].

The Celtics will win Game 7 and kill the Sixers

We're going to game seven and we're gonna deep fucking kill him. We're not losing this series.

Javi Baez is the best instinctual player on the field I've ever seen

[Javi Baez] is like the best instinctual player on the field I've ever seen. You know, not even just like when it comes to hitting and fielding — the base running, it's crazy. His base running's outrageous. And everyone wants to talk about, like fundamentally sound — watch this dude run the bases, watch his turns, watch how he goes first to third. Like, that's fundamentally sound.

I am much faster than people think I am.

Would you say you're faster than people think? Because I attest to that. I think you're much faster than people think. [Kyle Schwarber]: I would say so, yes. Yes. [Big Cat]: Agreed. Strong agree for the comment I just made.

I would hit three home runs per game in a 16-inch beer softball league.

How many home runs do you think you would hit if you played in my 16-inch beer softball league? ...probably like three, so three a game. ...And the fourth would just be like a double?