Titty fucking is only fun to do once
I think guys, if you guys, the one person will agree with me... It is the man. We're doing it. Drum roll: titty fucking. It's simply fun [only] once. That is something that like you're in middle school, you dream about and then you do it and it's like, this isn't that fun. I've literally only done it once 'cause I was like, I don't need to do this shit.
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A stat that we'll have to keep our eye on this upcoming season. Jim Schwartz from the Browns said that their defense may not lead the league in points against, but they will lead it in swag. Okay. So we're gonna have to keep a running tally on whether or not the Browns are actually leading the league in swag.
Aaron Rodgers looks happier in New York than I've ever seen him
Aaron Rodgers looking as happy as I've ever seen him in his entire life. I'm so happy he's found a new home. The pre-game rundown of what Aaron Rodgers has been doing since his time in New York was hilarious. Yes. I don't know if you heard it, but they were like, he's been going to Broadway shows every week.
New Urban Meyer Jaguars stories will never run out
I hope we just never run out. Like every year it should just be, it's basically a time capsule. We should just open it up every year and be like, what's the new Urban Meyer anecdote from his less than one year in Jacksonville?
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The Chiefs will bounce back and win the AFC West
The Chiefs are gonna come back. Everyone's down. The Chiefs are gonna come back.
The Eagles will win the Super Bowl over the Chargers
Eagles still win the Super Bowl over the Chargers. The Chargers are gonna get healthy throughout the year.