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Titty fucking is only fun to do once

I think guys, if you guys, the one person will agree with me... It is the man. We're doing it. Drum roll: titty fucking. It's simply fun [only] once. That is something that like you're in middle school, you dream about and then you do it and it's like, this isn't that fun. I've literally only done it once 'cause I was like, I don't need to do this shit.

Entirely subjective, though the rest of the room's reaction suggests Max is in a tiny minority.

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Aug 4, 2023·Intro Banter
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The Browns defense will lead the league in swag this season

A stat that we'll have to keep our eye on this upcoming season. Jim Schwartz from the Browns said that their defense may not lead the league in points against, but they will lead it in swag. Okay. So we're gonna have to keep a running tally on whether or not the Browns are actually leading the league in swag.

The Browns defense was statistically elite in 2023, leading the league in several categories, which generally correlates with 'swag' in football terms.
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Aaron Rodgers looks happier in New York than I've ever seen him

Aaron Rodgers looking as happy as I've ever seen him in his entire life. I'm so happy he's found a new home. The pre-game rundown of what Aaron Rodgers has been doing since his time in New York was hilarious. Yes. I don't know if you heard it, but they were like, he's been going to Broadway shows every week.

Rodgers was very visibly active in the NYC social scene early on, though his season ended after four snaps due to injury.
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New Urban Meyer Jaguars stories will never run out

I hope we just never run out. Like every year it should just be, it's basically a time capsule. We should just open it up every year and be like, what's the new Urban Meyer anecdote from his less than one year in Jacksonville?

Stories have continued to trickle out over time, proving that his tenure was a disaster with many untold anecdotes.

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The Eagles no longer have the NFL's best offensive line

Eagles automatically having the best offensive line in the league, no longer the case. The offensive line was terrible today.

The quality of Philadelphia's offensive line over the season is not yet resolved, and the statement is partly evaluative.
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The Chiefs will bounce back and win the AFC West

The Chiefs are gonna come back. Everyone's down. The Chiefs are gonna come back.

The 2026 AFC West standings have not been resolved as of the episode date.
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The Eagles will win the Super Bowl over the Chargers

Eagles still win the Super Bowl over the Chargers. The Chargers are gonna get healthy throughout the year.

The 2026 Super Bowl has not occurred as of the episode date.