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Nudes are better than sex

Nudes are better than sex. Nah, I'm too fat to have sex, so that's why I like nudes. Blow jobs only.

Inherently subjective and absurd.

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The Hall of Fame Game is the number one 'watch for five minutes, then turn it off' game of the year

The Hall of Fame Game is the number one 'I'm gonna watch it for five minutes, hear the music, see the helmets, and then turn it off' Game of the year.

Subjective opinion on viewer habits.
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Stefon Diggs is the best number two receiver in the NFL

He is the self-proclaimed best number two receiver in the NFL. I agree with that assessment entirely. Like the offense does feel a lot better with a solid number two to Terry, so that's great.

A subjective evaluation of a player's status.
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Pete Crow-Armstrong should be the National League MVP over Shohei Ohtani

Now that Shohei is not pitching, PCA should be the MVP. I think most people are coming around to it... PCA is batting .350 with 47 runs scored, 15 doubles, five triples, 20 home runs, 45 RBIs, 16 stolen bases in 57 games since May 30th. And he also has 11 defensive runs saved in that time. He's the best player in the National League right now.

Pending the 2026 MLB MVP vote.

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The Jets will win the AFC East

AFC East winners: Jets. I don't care if I'm right about this one, but it would be nice to pick somebody else.

The 2026 AFC East outcome has not been resolved as of the episode date.
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The Bengals will beat the Rams in a Super Bowl rematch

Super Bowl matchup: Bengals v. Rams rematch. In LA. Bengals come out on top.

The 2026 Super Bowl matchup and winner have not occurred as of the episode date.
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The Jets might start the 2026 NFL season 4-0

I'm fired up. I think the Jets might start 4-0.

The Jets' 2026 start is pending.