Nudes are better than sex
Nudes are better than sex. Nah, I'm too fat to have sex, so that's why I like nudes. Blow jobs only.
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Stefon Diggs is the best number two receiver in the NFL
He is the self-proclaimed best number two receiver in the NFL. I agree with that assessment entirely. Like the offense does feel a lot better with a solid number two to Terry, so that's great.
Pete Crow-Armstrong should be the National League MVP over Shohei Ohtani
Now that Shohei is not pitching, PCA should be the MVP. I think most people are coming around to it... PCA is batting .350 with 47 runs scored, 15 doubles, five triples, 20 home runs, 45 RBIs, 16 stolen bases in 57 games since May 30th. And he also has 11 defensive runs saved in that time. He's the best player in the National League right now.
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Freddy Peralta is deliberately pitching poorly to save his best stuff for his next contract
Gotta save it for his next team. I can't explain it. He fucking sucks. I imagine he's gonna save it when he gets paid.