"Steve Cohen will buy his way back into contention this offseason" — Memes

Take Slip·Aug 2, 2023

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Steve Cohen will buy his way back into contention this offseason

Uncle Stevie... after hearing that report, I was in the party like, sell everybody. Just buy everybody the next year. Like what's the point of being a rich guy if can't just buy people... he's gonna buy some people. Let's get [Ohtani]. Even though He is not a free agent.

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The Mets did not buy Ohtani (he went to the Dodgers), and they had a relatively quiet offseason following their sell-off.

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Take Slip·Aug 2, 2023

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The Mets will be World Series Champions in 2026

The team is not going to be pursuing free agents this off season or assembled team that can compete for World Series next year... 24 is looking to be more of a kind of transitory year... Definitely Mets all in '26. Remember this Uncle Stevie on this, on this podcast with the first report, Mets World Series Champions 2026.

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The Mets have not yet won the 2026 World Series as the date has not arrived.

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The Mets will not contend for a decade

I also have a report from someone inside the Mets organization who contacted me and said... I'll never see a Mets playoff game won't contend for, for a decade.

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This is a hyperbolic claim about a decade-long drought, but the Mets missed the playoffs in 2023 and 2024.

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Take Slip·Aug 2, 2023

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The US Women's National Team are 'entitled babies'

No, you shouldn't be celebrating like that after you tie Portugal. Zero. Zero. You only won one game against Vietnam... So act listen, you haven't won shit yet. They're entitled, they're entitled babies.