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Void
May 12, 2017
#25091
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

A franchise's failure is caused by either a curse or a lack of the 'clutch gene'

It comes down to two things. It's either a curse or the franchise doesn't have the clutch gene. As an announcer, those are the two things that you have to talk about.

This is a satirical take on how sports analysis works.

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Loss
May 12, 2017·Capitals Recap
#7478
Big CatBig Cat

The Capitals will never win anything with Alex Ovechkin

The Capitals continually disappoint you. You know that they're never going to do anything with Ovechkin.

The Capitals and Ovechkin won the Stanley Cup the very next season (2018).
Void
May 12, 2017·Capitals Recap
#7479
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

D.C. is a loser town

Say what you want about Dan Snyder. They always compare the D.C. teams because D.C. is a loser town. I agree with that 100%. You can't really make an argument against that.

While subjective, the 'loser town' label was shortly debunked by championships from the Capitals (2018), Mystics (2019), and Nationals (2019).
Win
May 12, 2017·Capitals Recap
#7480
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Washington Capitals will be 2018 Stanley Cup champions

I might just go tonight and get a Washington Capitals 2018 Stanley Cup champions tattoo.

The Capitals did indeed win the 2018 Stanley Cup. PFT later famously got this tattoo.

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Open
Sep 9, 2026·Picks
#31362
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Commanders will win the NFC East

The Washington Commanders ... [are] shocking the world winning that division.

The 2026 NFC East outcome has not been resolved as of the episode date.
Open
Sep 9, 2026·Picks
#31363
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Bills will beat the Lions in overtime

My Super Bowl is Bills and Lions and I got the Bills winning in overtime.

The 2026 Super Bowl has not occurred as of the episode date.
Open
Sep 9, 2026·Picks
#31364
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Justin Herbert will win MVP after an amazing regular season

Justin Herbert's gonna have this year. It's gonna be an amazing regular season. MVP regular season for Justin Herbert.

The 2026 NFL MVP has not been awarded as of the episode date.