"A real American stays inside on Sunday and watches the Pro Bowl" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Jan 30, 2017·PR 101

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A real American stays inside on Sunday and watches the Pro Bowl

Hey, you know what it means to be a real American? You stay inside on Sunday and you watch the Pro Bowl. Yeah, you watch the Pro Bowl. You bet on the Pro Bowl. That's what an American does.

Opinion Football MediumSarcastic

Watching the Pro Bowl is not a requirement or defining trait of American citizenship.

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Take Slip·Jan 30, 2017

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PFT Commenter

The entire city of Houston is a front for a drug operation

I think the entire city of Houston is just a front for some sort of drug operation. That's failing because I don't know what... None of these stores are... I don't know... And the drug operation itself is failing, too.

Hot Take Life FireSarcastic

Houston is a major American city and global energy hub, not a singular drug front.

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Take Slip·Jan 30, 2017·Football Guy of the Week

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Big Cat

Shaka Smart having an assistant hold a paint can to remind players to stay in the paint is a good move

You know, we make fun of a lot of things and we kind of have a good time on this podcast, but I actually buy this move. Full on. That is like a literal, you know, get into the paint while a guy's flashing a can of paint in your face. You remember to get in the paint.

Opinion CBB Medium Subjective

The effectiveness of the paint can prop is subjective to the Texas team's performance, but it is a real coaching tactic he is endorsing.

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Take Slip·Jan 30, 2017·Who's Back

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Big Cat

Tiger Woods missing the cut is actually good because he can't get injured during the final two rounds

Other spin zone, he only played two rounds because he missed the cut. So that's two less rounds you could injure himself in. Less wear and tear. Smart move getting ready for the Masters. Way to save yourself.

Hot Take Golf HotSarcastic

While literally true that you can't be injured in a round you don't play, missing cuts is objectively bad for a professional golfer's performance and ranking.