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Chess.com is being overrun by OnlyFans models honey-potting players

I've been playing a lot recently and I've noticed on chess.com, I've been getting my ass kicked recently by some really attractive women. ... Recently it's been a lot of very attractive women taking mirror selfies that are just beating the shit out of me in chess nonstop. And then in the chat feature as they check mate me, they're like, 'Hey, check out my OnlyFans'.

Subjective personal experience, though likely highly exaggerated for comedic effect.

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The Hall of Fame Game is the number one 'watch for five minutes, then turn it off' game of the year

The Hall of Fame Game is the number one 'I'm gonna watch it for five minutes, hear the music, see the helmets, and then turn it off' Game of the year.

Subjective opinion on viewer habits.
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Stefon Diggs is the best number two receiver in the NFL

He is the self-proclaimed best number two receiver in the NFL. I agree with that assessment entirely. Like the offense does feel a lot better with a solid number two to Terry, so that's great.

A subjective evaluation of a player's status.
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Pete Crow-Armstrong should be the National League MVP over Shohei Ohtani

Now that Shohei is not pitching, PCA should be the MVP. I think most people are coming around to it... PCA is batting .350 with 47 runs scored, 15 doubles, five triples, 20 home runs, 45 RBIs, 16 stolen bases in 57 games since May 30th. And he also has 11 defensive runs saved in that time. He's the best player in the National League right now.

Pending the 2026 MLB MVP vote.

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The Bills could have three or four Super Bowls without kickers

You can make the argument that the Buffalo Bills would have like three or four Super Bowls if kickers weren't a thing in football. You can make the argument that the Patriots might not have had the start of that dynasty if it wasn't for kickers.

The claim is a counterfactual and cannot be definitively verified.
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Jalen Hurts will answer the Titans by beating them as a passer

I actually think Jalen Hurts is good enough as a quarterback that when somebody dares him to do that, he could say, 'Fuck you, I will beat you as a quarterback.' And then stay in the pocket and throw for like 300 yards and three touchdowns.

Hurts' passing production against Tennessee will determine this prediction.
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The Jaguars would be the second-best team in football if they win in Denver

If they win this game in Denver, I would put them maybe second in the power rankings behind the Jets.

The Jaguars' win and their resulting standing in PFT's power rankings are the relevant conditions; the ranking itself is subjective.