"Dads love it when their sons come home from college for the first time because they see them as their "party kid"" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Dec 16, 2020·FAQ

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Dads love it when their sons come home from college for the first time because they see them as their "party kid"

I think what you can do is, especially with your dad, dads love their sons going off to college for the first time. Cause they come back that first break and dad's like 'there's my party kid right there.' Your dad will probably drink with you on the first night. Maybe be a little hungover... and then you've already established that you drink in his house now.

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A humorous social observation that is widely recognized as a trope but inherently subjective.

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Take Slip·Dec 16, 2020

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The Ravens are still frauds despite their win over the Browns

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Take Slip·Dec 16, 2020

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Cody Parkey will miss a big kick in a playoff game and ruin the Browns' season

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Take Slip·Dec 16, 2020

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PFT Commenter

Losing a bet on a safety or scoregami play is a better story than a standard loss

If you had like a unit on it, it's not even that bad because that's a story that you can tell. I'd rather lose on that play and be like, 'Oh man, I can't believe I had the under in Raiders Colts.' This is a great story you can tell. I took the Browns to cover on that Monday night football game where Lamar Jackson spent half the time getting rid of the Chipotle that was in his anus.