"Eli Manning would be an excellent wildcat quarterback because he looks lost" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Jul 26, 2019

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Eli Manning would be an excellent wildcat quarterback because he looks lost

Eli Manning would be an excellent wildcat quarterback where your job is to just stand up and look like your mom lost you at the mall.

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The Giants never utilized Eli Manning in a wildcat role, and the concept is satirical.

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Kawhi Leonard and Steve Ballmer are a match made in heaven

The Kawhi Leonard robot mixed with Steve Ballmer's over-the-top insane, insane energy is a match made in heaven.

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The pairing was indeed a source of constant media fascination and memes due to the personality clash.

Loss

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PFT Commenter

Adam Silver is on a war against toxic masculinity and can't fine a man for crying

[Steve Ballmer] will just cry. And guess what? Adam Silver, you can't fine a man for crying. As a matter of fact, that's the last thing Adam Silver would ever do because he is on a full war against toxic masculinity. And mental health is a big issue.

Hot Take Basketball MediumSarcastic

Adam Silver has not specifically declared a war on toxic masculinity, though he has focused on mental health. He can and does fine personnel for various public displays.

Void

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Big Cat

Overweight men should wear busy patterns to hide their chests

Listen, when you're overweight, you have a choice. And the choice is lose weight or wear designs and patterns that shield your man tits.