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Overweight men should wear busy patterns to hide their chests

Listen, when you're overweight, you have a choice. And the choice is lose weight or wear designs and patterns that shield your man tits.

This is a subjective fashion choice for personal comfort.

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Jul 26, 2019
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Kawhi Leonard and Steve Ballmer are a match made in heaven

The Kawhi Leonard robot mixed with Steve Ballmer's over-the-top insane, insane energy is a match made in heaven.

The pairing was indeed a source of constant media fascination and memes due to the personality clash.
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Jul 26, 2019
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Adam Silver is on a war against toxic masculinity and can't fine a man for crying

[Steve Ballmer] will just cry. And guess what? Adam Silver, you can't fine a man for crying. As a matter of fact, that's the last thing Adam Silver would ever do because he is on a full war against toxic masculinity. And mental health is a big issue.

Adam Silver has not specifically declared a war on toxic masculinity, though he has focused on mental health. He can and does fine personnel for various public displays.
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Jul 26, 2019
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Matt Patricia looks like he has a bowling injury

It feels like a bowling injury. [Matt Patricia] strikes me as a guy that at one point dropped a bowling ball on his foot this offseason. Didn't want to make a big fuss out of it, but he's showing up in a cart.

Patricia actually had surgery for a torn Achilles, not a bowling accident.

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Clippers fans are the biggest losers of the NBA's investigation and punishment

I think the biggest loser is Clippers fans. They get screwed in this. Their owner and general manager do illegal things... And what is the punishment? Your team is now going to be in hell and suck for an extended period of time. That sucks for Clippers fans.

The Clippers 'Tree Scandal' and 'Death Penalty' punishment described in the transcript is a fictional satirical bit based on the 'today' date of 2026.
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Kawhi Leonard is the worst player acquisition of all time in sports history

Kawhi Leonard is now the worst trader or, or the worst acquisition of all time in sports. Ten first round picks... All for Kawhi Leonard to win zero rings. 47 games played average 47 games played in his seven seasons with the, with the LA Clippers. That is the worst player acquisition of all time.

This is a subjective evaluation of a fictionalized future scenario (the 2026 Clippers investigation).
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The NBA should put the Clippers' forfeited picks up for the winner of the NBA Cup

Henry the Blasian said that if the NBA was smart, they would put these five picks up for the winner of the NBA cup, which would be fantastic. And you'd also add in the element of the clippers potentially being able to win back their own pick. Why not NBA do it?

The NBA did not implement this specific rule regarding forfeited picks for the 2026/27 season.