ESPN First Take's ratings would improve if they made it an R-rated adult program
How can we solve First Take?... Or make it porn. People love porn. Just make it porn. Everybody's naked. First Take, porn... Replace them with Ron Jeremy, Peter North, and Madison Ivy.
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View episodeBuck Showalter is a moron for not using Zach Britton in the Wild Card game
Buck Showalter is a moron. Or Zach Britton's hurt. We're all sitting here wondering why Ubaldo Jimenez with his 5.44 ERA was pitching. Zach Britton, his ERA, .54. Best in the big leagues. And he was being saved for game two. Either Zach Britton is hurt or he's just saving him for some random game that doesn't exist.
Toronto has the best atmosphere for baseball playoff games because they act like hockey fans
I love Toronto's atmosphere for these games. It feels like the Thunderdome, Terrordome, the Coliseum, if you will, best of the best. They are a bunch of hockey fans watching a baseball game.
Sports teams should stop using bird-related nicknames
Can we just call it a day with all the fucking bird team nicknames? I think we've hit our limit. They're not intimidating. It's like somebody asked them for a name and they look up and see the Blue Jays, the Orioles. Just knock it off with the bird team names.
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View profileJMU may not win again until the dog-poop bettor returns
JMU probably won't win another football game until that guy logs back on.
The Wizards are a one-through-eight seed team
I feel confident in my one through eight seed. Love that for the Wiz.
The Falcons can expose the 49ers defense
They might not actually be as good as we think they are on defense. I don't hate the Falcons at all in this game.