Wonton Don was such a great guest that next time we play D&D, he and Nick should both join us.

Wonton Don was a great fill in. It might just be Nick and Donny next time with us because it was that great. So much fun with him.

If you see me on the street, I will almost certainly have a D20 on my person to roll for you.

If you come up to me on the street, I will roll a D 20 because I will probably have one on my person. Almost definitely.

I promise not to kill Hank during this D&D session unless he gives me a reason to.

I promise not to kill Hank unless Hank does something that makes me have to kill him, which he might do. ... I'm not gonna attack Hank. I'm not gonna attack anybody that's in my party. But if Hank does something that's like, he really has it coming, it's gonna be tough for me not to.

The 4-1 loss to Belgium was the worst USMNT performance in years

That was the worst performance from the US that I've seen in years. Just completely lackluster from the start. So much blame to go around. Tim Ream, friend of the program, good guy over the hill, turned into soccer Shawn Bradley before our very eyes got dunked on twice.

Christian Pulisic was a 'no-show' and looked like he didn't care against Belgium

Christian Pulisic, the long anointed Captain America future face of this league for American soccer. Absolute no show of a game, I would say worse than a no show of a game. And then he checks himself out. Just looks lackluster, looks like he doesn't care at all. Had the most turnovers on the field of anybody. That played just really, really, really bad.

The US will never close the skill gap compared to the rest of the world in soccer

People will never close the skill gap. USA will never close the skill gap compared to the rest of the world in soccer.