Harambe the gorilla committed suicide by zookeeper to escape living in Cincinnati
Did Harambe like plan this whole thing out? When the kid fell in, do you think Harambe was like, this is my chance to finally get out of this fucking place... Like suicide by zookeeper is pretty much what I'm getting at here.
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