Harambe the gorilla committed suicide by zookeeper to escape living in Cincinnati
Did Harambe like plan this whole thing out? When the kid fell in, do you think Harambe was like, this is my chance to finally get out of this fucking place... Like suicide by zookeeper is pretty much what I'm getting at here.
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View episodeLeBron James will have to move cities or fire his team if the Cavs lose the Finals
It looks like LeBron [James] is going to either have to move cities again or fire his whole team.
LeBron James would be a better player if he had gone to college
I think maybe if LeBron James had gone to college, he would be a better player. What do you learn in college? You learn how to make new friends and how to trust other people. LeBron has some trouble with that.
LeBron James peaked in high school
I'll be the first to say it. LeBron James peaked in high school. There it is. Boom.
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View profileDuke would have won the National Championship by 50 points if they had reached the final.
I think if Duke plays in the championship game, they win by 50. Easily. That was a wasted opportunity.
Michigan is already the favorite to win the National Championship again next season.
Michigan I think is right now the favorites to win next season. Tough to win back to back, but he has to hit the portal. He has to be active... which he already is.
College basketball is now 'pay to win' and that's unsustainable
It's a pay to win tournament. Like basketball is ruined. Unsustainable. Yeah, that's the new word that I keep hearing.