"I want to be replaced by a parrot if I die in Cleveland" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Jul 18, 2016

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I want to be replaced by a parrot if I die in Cleveland

If I do die in Cleveland... I want a parrot... play old episodes of Pardon My Take for the parrot... put it in front of a microphone and you talk to it and it'll just basically do the same shitty takes that we've done for the past three months. Nobody will even know that it's not me anymore.

Opinion Media MediumSarcastic

The speaker did not die in Cleveland during the RNC, and thus was not replaced by a parrot.

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Phil Mickelson is the first person with a recessive clutch gene

Phil [Mickelson] has a clutch gene because he's won a championship, but I think he might be the first person with a recessive clutch gene. You know how a redhead... you'll blow the redhead that pops up in your family. He's got the recessive clutch gene because he so often finishes second.

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A 'recessive clutch gene' is not a real biological phenomenon, making this a subjective characterization.

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Take Slip·Jul 18, 2016

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PFT Commenter

Phil Mickelson choked away another major championship

Anytime you got Phil [Mickelson] finishing in second, the storyline is Phil Mickelson choked away another one. Let's focus where it needs to be because it's always fun to make fun of Phil for being always the bridesmaid, never the bride guy.

Opinion Golf Medium Subjective

Subjective interpretation of whether finishing second with a historic score counts as a 'choke'.

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Take Slip·Jul 18, 2016

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Big Cat

Rory McIlroy's tight shirts and muscle mass are hurting his golf game

I think it's probably the most correct take I've ever heard dude you ever hear of popcorn muscles yeah that's what [Rory McIlroy] has got. And if you think about a golf swing actually wearing a really tight shirt probably has some effect on it right?

Opinion Golf Medium Subjective

Whether physical fitness and tight clothing negatively impact Rory McIlroy's game is a matter of ongoing debate in golf circles and remains subjective.